I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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