i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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