no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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