what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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