somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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