This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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