And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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