I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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