OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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