So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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