How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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