soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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