peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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