peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
ttyl tear gas
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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