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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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