We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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