well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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