and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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