Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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