So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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