sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
