their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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