You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Randomize
