Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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