Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My pussy is not your playground.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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