We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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