Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
