Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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