she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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