Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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