I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We have started to decorate penises.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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