i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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