just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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