if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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