can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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