# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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