I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Randomize
