I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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