I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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