Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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