Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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