I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
time to smoke my breakfast
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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