I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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