Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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