I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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