I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize