For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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