My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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