Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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