If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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