I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Are we still banned from the library?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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