Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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