Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
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Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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