guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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