This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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